It's been a wild ride.
Major L energy 😬
You moved $53,156 in 2025
BOC was the move 💪
Your best performing plays
Even your losses are disappointing 😔
The ones that got away (with your money)
Even your dog trades better 🐕
You're literally addicted 🎰
That's not diversification, that's panic 😰
Your stress levels are legendary 🫀
Paying the validator tax 💸
A few solid picks 👍